{"id":1942,"date":"2009-03-05T10:01:18","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T16:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1942"},"modified":"2009-04-15T16:52:29","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T22:52:29","slug":"in-case-you-were-listening-to-the-squirrels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1942","title":{"rendered":"In case you were listening to the squirrels&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;here&#8217;s a quick update on the very peculiar domestic abuse\/exotic animal as pet storyline in <em>Mark Trail<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Bucky the deer was shot by Patty&#8217;s husband Ken;<br \/>\nBucky was only grazed by the bullet and ran off.<br \/>\nBucky got in a tussle with another deer, and their antlers locked.<br \/>\nMark hack-sawed the deer free of one another.<br \/>\nBucky ran off in a panic.<br \/>\nKen went out looking for Patty in the woods and came across Bucky.<br \/>\nBucky gored Ken and ran off.<br \/>\nMark and Patty found Ken.<br \/>\nPatty blames herself for &#8230; <em>um<\/em>, I guess everything: Ken&#8217;s injuries, Bucky&#8217;s flight, the global economic melt-down, the hole in the ozone layer caused by aerosol hairspray.<\/p>\n<p>Bottom line: Ken&#8217;s hurt! Patty&#8217;s hysterical! Mark&#8217;s &#8230; <em>um<\/em>, I dunno.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-mt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1943\" title=\"new-mt\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-mt.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"710\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-mt.jpg 710w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-mt-249x66.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 710px) 100vw, 710px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;here&#8217;s a quick update on the very peculiar domestic abuse\/exotic animal as pet storyline in Mark Trail. Bucky the deer was shot by Patty&#8217;s husband Ken; Bucky was only grazed by the bullet and ran off. Bucky got in a tussle with another deer, and their antlers locked. Mark hack-sawed the deer free of one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1942"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2218,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions\/2218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}