{"id":1984,"date":"2009-03-10T10:59:24","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T16:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1984"},"modified":"2009-03-10T10:59:24","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T16:59:24","slug":"a-thing-of-beauty-is-a-joy-forever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1984","title":{"rendered":"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you just find the Platonic ideal in stock illustrations:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1985\" title=\"images\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/images.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"77\" height=\"99\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Which, of course, reminds me of cocktail parties, and cocktail dresses, and cocktail smalltalk.\u00a0 Hey, that&#8217;s right, the party at<em> Judge Parker<\/em>&#8216;s!<\/p>\n<p>All good things must come to an end, but in Parkerville, it&#8217;s not a peek in the powder-room, with the ladies adjusting their makeup and their mammaries in their thin, silky rayon mammary holders.\u00a0 Nope, it&#8217;s a couple of lawyers sitting around talking.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-jp1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1988\" title=\"new-jp1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-jp1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1040\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-jp1.jpg 1040w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-jp1-250x92.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1040px) 100vw, 1040px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you just find the Platonic ideal in stock illustrations: Which, of course, reminds me of cocktail parties, and cocktail dresses, and cocktail smalltalk.\u00a0 Hey, that&#8217;s right, the party at Judge Parker&#8216;s! All good things must come to an end, but in Parkerville, it&#8217;s not a peek in the powder-room, with the ladies adjusting their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1984"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1990,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions\/1990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}