{"id":1991,"date":"2009-03-11T13:30:19","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T19:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1991"},"modified":"2009-03-11T13:30:19","modified_gmt":"2009-03-11T19:30:19","slug":"answer-the-doorits-dominos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1991","title":{"rendered":"Answer the door&#8230;it&#8217;s Domino&#8217;s!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or maybe Margo Magee&#8217;s estranged father! And his friend Dr. Morgan! And his kissy-face!<\/p>\n<p>What Margo really, really wants to know: <em>Where&#8217;s my <strong>$&amp;#*(@<\/strong> pizza?!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a huge fan of <em>Apartment 3G<\/em>, but sometimes strips align themselves very nicely, kind of like the full moon last night.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-a3g.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1992\" title=\"new-a3g\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-a3g.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-a3g.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-a3g-250x54.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or maybe Margo Magee&#8217;s estranged father! And his friend Dr. Morgan! And his kissy-face! What Margo really, really wants to know: Where&#8217;s my $&amp;#*(@ pizza?! I&#8217;m not a huge fan of Apartment 3G, but sometimes strips align themselves very nicely, kind of like the full moon last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1991"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1994,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1991\/revisions\/1994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}