{"id":2076,"date":"2009-03-28T17:01:57","date_gmt":"2009-03-28T23:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2076"},"modified":"2009-03-30T16:54:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-30T22:54:42","slug":"is-scaring-small-children-considered-child-abuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2076","title":{"rendered":"Is scaring small children considered child abuse?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m really not too sure what&#8217;s going on in <em>Apartment 3-G<\/em>.\u00a0 Currently nurse Tommie is playing doormat for a doctor she&#8217;s interested in (I hesitate that Tommie has the &#8220;hots&#8221; for him, as she&#8217;d only ever exhibited a mild tepidity for anything).\u00a0 How <em>much<\/em> of a doormat?\u00a0 How about having his two kids dumped on her for babysitting without any prior notification?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Tommie, you angel of mercy!<\/p>\n<p>You unbelievable sap.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-a3g1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2077\" title=\"new-a3g1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-a3g1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1155\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-a3g1.jpg 1155w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-a3g1-250x69.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1155px) 100vw, 1155px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m really not too sure what&#8217;s going on in Apartment 3-G.\u00a0 Currently nurse Tommie is playing doormat for a doctor she&#8217;s interested in (I hesitate that Tommie has the &#8220;hots&#8221; for him, as she&#8217;d only ever exhibited a mild tepidity for anything).\u00a0 How much of a doormat?\u00a0 How about having his two kids dumped on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2076"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2109,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2076\/revisions\/2109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}