{"id":2105,"date":"2009-03-30T16:53:55","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T22:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2105"},"modified":"2009-03-30T16:53:55","modified_gmt":"2009-03-30T22:53:55","slug":"yoiks-this-merited-a-roman-numeral-all-its-ownd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2105","title":{"rendered":"Yoiks! This merited a Roman numeral all its own&#8230;&#8221;D&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the site&#8217;s 500th post! Great Googly Moogly!<\/p>\n<p>Sure, I could do some cheap and tawdry, get-a-quick-laugh mashup, but isn&#8217;t it better that a cautionary tale to aspiring cartoonists take this space?\u00a0 Anyway, to all aspiring cartoonists, illustrators, muralists, and graffi-artists:\u00a0 <em>Nostril Upshots don&#8217;t look good on anyone. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-rex-21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2106\" title=\"new-rex-21\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-rex-21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-rex-21.jpg 400w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/new-rex-21-222x250.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No matter how difficult it might be to believe that Rex and June procreated, and that Sarah is the product of their loins (<em>shudder<\/em>), there are other ways of demonstrating relatedness.\u00a0 If I have to pull out one of my old college genetics textbooks, I will.\u00a0 I swear I will.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the site&#8217;s 500th post! Great Googly Moogly! Sure, I could do some cheap and tawdry, get-a-quick-laugh mashup, but isn&#8217;t it better that a cautionary tale to aspiring cartoonists take this space?\u00a0 Anyway, to all aspiring cartoonists, illustrators, muralists, and graffi-artists:\u00a0 Nostril Upshots don&#8217;t look good on anyone. No matter how difficult it might [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-psa","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2105"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2108,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2105\/revisions\/2108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}