{"id":2166,"date":"2009-04-10T12:25:45","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T18:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2166"},"modified":"2009-04-10T19:20:07","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T01:20:07","slug":"everything-is-illuminated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2166","title":{"rendered":"Everything is Illuminated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been far too long (but not long enough) since Dolly graced us all with her delightful malapropisms.\u00a0 If the Keane Klan were living in the modern age, as opposed to the Middle Ages, she would&#8217;ve been in speech therapy 30 years ago (which is two years in Keane-time).<\/p>\n<p>(Jeffy&#8217;s own &#8220;illumination&#8221; is my contribution to the bubble.\u00a0 I also love his expression, a subtle (and probably unintentional, considering how these creatures seem to have a whole crayon box of 8 facial expressions) reaction to Dolly <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Spew<\/span> Speak.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-fc1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2167\" title=\"new-fc1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-fc1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-fc1.jpg 318w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-fc1-193x250.jpg 193w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And for the rationale behind this one, I can only <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">heap the blame upon<\/span> credit CC&#8217;s Sequitur.\u00a0 Explain it? I don&#8217;t think I can:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-fc2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2172\" title=\"new-fc2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-fc2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-fc2.jpg 317w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-fc2-193x250.jpg 193w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been far too long (but not long enough) since Dolly graced us all with her delightful malapropisms.\u00a0 If the Keane Klan were living in the modern age, as opposed to the Middle Ages, she would&#8217;ve been in speech therapy 30 years ago (which is two years in Keane-time). (Jeffy&#8217;s own &#8220;illumination&#8221; is my contribution [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2166"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2171,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2166\/revisions\/2171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}