{"id":2257,"date":"2009-04-18T17:57:45","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T23:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2257"},"modified":"2009-04-18T17:57:45","modified_gmt":"2009-04-18T23:57:45","slug":"rusty-were-letting-the-keanes-adopt-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2257","title":{"rendered":"Rusty, we&#8217;re letting the Keanes adopt you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;you little snaggle-toothed pinhead.<\/p>\n<p>Mark and Cherry both speculate that the men who stole your camera might be <em>bad guys<\/em>.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think that either of them go about blithely and consider the general public a Mongol horde, so what possesses you to vigilante action, Rusty?<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t you just run home and tell Mark and Cherry where the men are, Rusty?<\/p>\n<p>Or are you just as greedy and conniving as those men, Rusty?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe you don&#8217;t deserve to be the Trails&#8217; adopted little boy.\u00a0 They&#8217;re good, upstanding members of their little woodlands community, Rusty.\u00a0 Can you ever hope to measure up to them?<\/p>\n<p>Probably not.\u00a0 The greatest service you&#8217;re ever likely to provide to Lost Forest is as a breakfast for a grizzly one cold April morning.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-mt1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2258\" title=\"new-mt1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-mt1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"920\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-mt1.jpg 920w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/new-mt1-250x97.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 920px) 100vw, 920px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;you little snaggle-toothed pinhead. Mark and Cherry both speculate that the men who stole your camera might be bad guys.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think that either of them go about blithely and consider the general public a Mongol horde, so what possesses you to vigilante action, Rusty? Why don&#8217;t you just run home and tell Mark [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2257"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2261,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257\/revisions\/2261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}