{"id":2324,"date":"2009-04-29T23:54:27","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T05:54:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2324"},"modified":"2009-05-01T11:56:20","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T17:56:20","slug":"oompah-loompah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2324","title":{"rendered":"Oompah Loompah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At this rate, the ship stores will be empty by noon.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/not-rex1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2326\" title=\"not-rex1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/not-rex1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"615\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/not-rex1.jpg 615w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/not-rex1-250x77.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And with the worried look on June&#8217;s face:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/june.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2335\" title=\"june\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/june.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"171\" height=\"170\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We should all remember those famous words of Muffaroo, one of the <em>Comics Curmudgeon<\/em>&#8216;s site&#8217;s poets laureate:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Little Willy, Boston bound<br \/>\nTurned up in the Lost and Found.<br \/>\nJune found him alone with Rex.<br \/>\nLike all of us, she thought of sex.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At this rate, the ship stores will be empty by noon. And with the worried look on June&#8217;s face: We should all remember those famous words of Muffaroo, one of the Comics Curmudgeon&#8216;s site&#8217;s poets laureate: Little Willy, Boston bound Turned up in the Lost and Found. June found him alone with Rex. Like all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2324"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2334,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions\/2334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}