{"id":2355,"date":"2009-05-10T16:33:59","date_gmt":"2009-05-10T22:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2355"},"modified":"2010-05-02T21:18:09","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T03:18:09","slug":"dont-feed-me-straight-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2355","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t feed me straight lines&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or weird, earnest looks, either!<\/p>\n<p>When we last saw our intrepid he-men, they were celebrating Judge Alan Parker&#8217;s retirement.\u00a0 I like to think (just because this little mashup needs a back-story), that Randy Parker realizes how easily friendships can fade away, and he resolves to keep them strong! (And he gets bored having lunch with Sam Driver all the time.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-jp1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2358\" title=\"new-jp1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-jp1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"695\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-jp1.jpg 695w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-jp1-250x104.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Panel 3 is the original: expression, words, bold type, you name it.\u00a0 Panel 5 is a paraphrase of the original, with Rex asserting to Sarah that we have to help other people &#8220;&#8230;now more than ever!&#8221;, accompanied by Rex&#8217;s icy-blue stare of sincerity.\u00a0 I swear, it was like a PSA for, um, <em>something!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Update or something&#8230;:<\/strong> I couldn&#8217;t leave Randy &amp; Co. at the Fern Grille without using yet another fabulous Rex reaction shot.\u00a0\u00a0 After this little soiree, Randy&#8217;s eating lunch at Subway.\u00a0 Alone.\u00a0 From now on.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-jp-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2386\" title=\"new-jp-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-jp-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"690\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-jp-2.jpg 690w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-jp-2-250x103.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 690px) 100vw, 690px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or weird, earnest looks, either! When we last saw our intrepid he-men, they were celebrating Judge Alan Parker&#8217;s retirement.\u00a0 I like to think (just because this little mashup needs a back-story), that Randy Parker realizes how easily friendships can fade away, and he resolves to keep them strong! (And he gets bored having lunch with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,14,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-judge-parker","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2355"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4155,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355\/revisions\/4155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}