{"id":2373,"date":"2009-05-08T23:33:39","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T05:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2373"},"modified":"2009-05-09T13:28:39","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T19:28:39","slug":"better-late-than-never","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2373","title":{"rendered":"Better Late Than Never"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>aka, Adrian snaps!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2374\" title=\"new-mw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw-250x56.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This can be distilled to a single panel, one that we all can appreciate:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2378\" title=\"new-mw-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw-2.jpg 255w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw-2-250x186.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 255px) 100vw, 255px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Or even made into a parlor game!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw-31.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2380\" title=\"new-mw-31\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw-31.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw-31.jpg 255w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/new-mw-31-250x245.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 255px) 100vw, 255px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>CC&#8217;s Baka Gaijin supplies even more speech bubbles for <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">getting Mary off of Adrian&#8217;s case<\/span> amusment and entertainment:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cEeek! <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nosferatu_the_Vampyre\">Nosfaratu!<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cNurse, please page the Infection Control officer. This lady hasn\u2019t washed her hands since her last meddlegasm.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cOutta my place, toilet face!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cI need a young priest and an old priest. STAT!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cBeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Sorry, Mary, I gotta go. Someone\u2019s dying. Someone who can\u2019t be meddled back to life.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cDamn, this smock goes right into decontamination. I just got it from the cleaners.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cMaybe if I ignore it, it\u2019ll go away.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cA famous man once said, \u2018Mary, you misguided ignorant slut.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cI\u2019m all verklempt!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>THANKS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>aka, Adrian snaps! This can be distilled to a single panel, one that we all can appreciate: Or even made into a parlor game! CC&#8217;s Baka Gaijin supplies even more speech bubbles for getting Mary off of Adrian&#8217;s case amusment and entertainment: \u201cEeek! Nosfaratu!! \u201cNurse, please page the Infection Control officer. This lady hasn\u2019t washed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2373"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2384,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions\/2384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}