{"id":2444,"date":"2009-05-23T11:09:25","date_gmt":"2009-05-23T17:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2444"},"modified":"2009-05-23T11:09:25","modified_gmt":"2009-05-23T17:09:25","slug":"to-paraphrase-han-solo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2444","title":{"rendered":"To paraphrase Han Solo&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of boredom.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, I&#8217;m at a computer trade show in Las Vegas for five days (well, my husband is&#8230;I tag along for the buffets), and Nothing Happens. Sure, there&#8217;s poison being dumped in LoFo, an arranged marriage to be, um, arranged in Santa Royale, a nice chicken to be baked at Spencer Farms (hopefully, that won&#8217;t be the only thing to be baked, but I digress), and <em>NO SIGN OF JUNE IN HER BIKINI! <\/em><\/p>\n<p>What the deuce?!\u00a0 Instead, Rex and Dr. Gomez have spent <em>five<\/em> days (six, if you count Saturday) sitting and talking! <em>THIS<\/em> is a cruise?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/not-rex-257.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2445\" title=\"not-rex-257\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/not-rex-257.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"860\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/not-rex-257.jpg 860w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/not-rex-257-250x103.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 860px) 100vw, 860px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>To be honest, however, it takes <strong><em>two<\/em><\/strong> mashups and a lot of sophomoric humor to fit in all the great, earnest expressions.\u00a0 And just how sad it that?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/not-rex-258.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2446\" title=\"not-rex-258\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/not-rex-258.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"570\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/not-rex-258.jpg 570w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/not-rex-258-250x92.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of boredom.&#8221; So, I&#8217;m at a computer trade show in Las Vegas for five days (well, my husband is&#8230;I tag along for the buffets), and Nothing Happens. Sure, there&#8217;s poison being dumped in LoFo, an arranged marriage to be, um, arranged in Santa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2444"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2456,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444\/revisions\/2456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}