{"id":2519,"date":"2009-06-10T13:50:30","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T19:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2519"},"modified":"2009-06-10T16:50:54","modified_gmt":"2009-06-10T22:50:54","slug":"hazy-lazy-crazy-days-of-mary-worths-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2519","title":{"rendered":"Hazy, lazy, crazy days of Mary Worth&#8217;s life&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>POOOOOOOOOOOOL PARTY!<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nAnd can <em>anyone<\/em> party like the denizens of Charterstone?<\/p>\n<p>Well, hmmm&#8230;roadkill for starters.<br \/>\nStill, we&#8217;ve all been waiting for it, haven&#8217;t we?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw\" title=\"new-mw\" width=\"670\" height=\"190\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2520\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw.jpg 670w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw-250x70.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 670px) 100vw, 670px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And of the many, many denizens of Charterstone, who does Mary zoom in on? Yes, it&#8217;s the hapless trophy wife Toby.  Thank god for booze.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw1.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw1\" title=\"new-mw1\" width=\"940\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw1.jpg 940w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw1-250x95.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>POOOOOOOOOOOOL PARTY! And can anyone party like the denizens of Charterstone? Well, hmmm&#8230;roadkill for starters. Still, we&#8217;ve all been waiting for it, haven&#8217;t we? And of the many, many denizens of Charterstone, who does Mary zoom in on? Yes, it&#8217;s the hapless trophy wife Toby. Thank god for booze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2519"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2545,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions\/2545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}