{"id":2540,"date":"2009-06-10T16:44:28","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T22:44:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2540"},"modified":"2009-06-10T16:44:28","modified_gmt":"2009-06-10T22:44:28","slug":"2540","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2540","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need to be more discriminating.  I don&#8217;t need to mock every half-assed comic strip that comes down the pike. Even if it&#8217;s screaming and pleading and holding its breath until I pay it some attention. <\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s not the strips I&#8217;m mocking &#8212; maybe it&#8217;s the writer (yeah, I&#8217;m looking at you, Tom &#8220;Canihazaccolade&#8221; Batiuik).  Knock off with the dead chick &#8212; if you liked her so much, maybe you ought to have revised your story and allowed her to be a <strong>cancer survivor<\/strong>: I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re familiar with that concept. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fw.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw\" title=\"new-fw\" width=\"685\" height=\"370\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2541\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fw.jpg 685w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fw-250x135.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 685px) 100vw, 685px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But wait! There&#8217;s more! Nothing like a whole weeks&#8217; worth of Fun on the Roof!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fw2.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw2\" title=\"new-fw2\" width=\"800\" height=\"190\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fw2.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fw2-250x59.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(It&#8217;s astonishing the number of folks at CC are hoping for Les and\/or Funky to do a swan dive onto the sidewalk by the end of the week&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need to be more discriminating. I don&#8217;t need to mock every half-assed comic strip that comes down the pike. Even if it&#8217;s screaming and pleading and holding its breath until I pay it some attention. Maybe it&#8217;s not the strips I&#8217;m mocking &#8212; maybe it&#8217;s the writer (yeah, I&#8217;m looking at you, Tom &#8220;Canihazaccolade&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2540"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2543,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2540\/revisions\/2543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}