{"id":2556,"date":"2009-06-13T14:12:55","date_gmt":"2009-06-13T20:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2556"},"modified":"2009-06-13T14:12:55","modified_gmt":"2009-06-13T20:12:55","slug":"oh-billy-what-will-you-say-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2556","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Billy! What will you say next?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And will it be even <strong><em>remotely<\/em><\/strong> humorous?<\/p>\n<p>The original caption for this panel&#8217;s laughfest: &#8220;Know what?  Today is yesterday&#8217;s tomorrow and it&#8217;s tomorrow&#8217;s yesterday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wow. I bet Kant and Nietzche are running scared with Deep Thoughts like that, Billy.  Oh, wait &#8212; they&#8217;re dead.  Just like this strip.  No, this is really more &#8220;insipid&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fc.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc\" title=\"new-fc\" width=\"320\" height=\"351\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2557\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fc.jpg 320w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fc-227x250.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And will it be even remotely humorous? The original caption for this panel&#8217;s laughfest: &#8220;Know what? Today is yesterday&#8217;s tomorrow and it&#8217;s tomorrow&#8217;s yesterday.&#8221; Wow. I bet Kant and Nietzche are running scared with Deep Thoughts like that, Billy. Oh, wait &#8212; they&#8217;re dead. Just like this strip. No, this is really more &#8220;insipid&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2558,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions\/2558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}