{"id":2576,"date":"2009-06-16T14:01:48","date_gmt":"2009-06-16T20:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2576"},"modified":"2009-06-17T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T05:00:00","slug":"getting-down-to-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2576","title":{"rendered":"Getting down to business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After spending the entire pool party talking about Delilah (rather than Mary and Toby shucking their duds and joining the rest of the Charterstone denizens in an impromptu skinny-dip and community grope-fest*), the Big Day Arrives, and Delilah walks through the door!<\/p>\n<p><em>Omnem dimittite spem, o vos intrantes.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw4.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw4\" title=\"new-mw4\" width=\"975\" height=\"190\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw4.jpg 975w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw4-249x48.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 975px) 100vw, 975px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>* Yes, I threw up in my mouth a little as I was writing this.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of throwing up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw-21.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw-21\" title=\"new-mw-21\" width=\"530\" height=\"190\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2589\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw-21.jpg 530w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-mw-21-250x89.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After spending the entire pool party talking about Delilah (rather than Mary and Toby shucking their duds and joining the rest of the Charterstone denizens in an impromptu skinny-dip and community grope-fest*), the Big Day Arrives, and Delilah walks through the door! Omnem dimittite spem, o vos intrantes. * Yes, I threw up in my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2576"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2590,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2576\/revisions\/2590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}