{"id":2644,"date":"2009-06-29T16:26:08","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T22:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2644"},"modified":"2009-06-29T16:26:08","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T22:26:08","slug":"nuts-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2644","title":{"rendered":"Nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was hoping I could ignore Funky Winkerbean for a while, after last week&#8217;s Les gettin&#8217; jiggy wit&#8217; Cayla. (No that really didn&#8217;t happen. Nothing close.  And as many others have suggested:<em> Run, Cayla! Run away, FAST!<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>I guess with Jiggy Failure comes Plan B of &#8220;How I Wish My Life Had Meaning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fw4.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw4\" title=\"new-fw4\" width=\"725\" height=\"190\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2645\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fw4.jpg 725w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/new-fw4-250x65.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 725px) 100vw, 725px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(I suspect the new player is going to be a very obvious choice &#8212; logical, really &#8212; but Les is such an asshat, I just couldn&#8217;t resist.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was hoping I could ignore Funky Winkerbean for a while, after last week&#8217;s Les gettin&#8217; jiggy wit&#8217; Cayla. (No that really didn&#8217;t happen. Nothing close. And as many others have suggested: Run, Cayla! Run away, FAST!) I guess with Jiggy Failure comes Plan B of &#8220;How I Wish My Life Had Meaning.&#8221; (I suspect [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2644"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2646,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2644\/revisions\/2646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}