{"id":2667,"date":"2009-07-03T15:21:05","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T21:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2667"},"modified":"2009-07-03T15:21:05","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T21:21:05","slug":"you-are-cordially-invited","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2667","title":{"rendered":"You are cordially invited&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure everyone has already made their plans for the 4th &#8212; it&#8217;s on a Saturday this year, so you can go out of town, attend a really big blow-out event, all sorts of things.<\/p>\n<p>If, however, you have no prospects (or life), there&#8217;s always one more Chinet plate at this one, and it has <em>your <\/em>name on it!  Oh, and the people you&#8217;ll meet!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/not-mw-party-2.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-party-2\" title=\"not-mw-party-2\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2668\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/not-mw-party-2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/not-mw-party-2-250x250.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure everyone has already made their plans for the 4th &#8212; it&#8217;s on a Saturday this year, so you can go out of town, attend a really big blow-out event, all sorts of things. If, however, you have no prospects (or life), there&#8217;s always one more Chinet plate at this one, and it has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2669,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667\/revisions\/2669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}