{"id":2670,"date":"2009-07-05T20:55:39","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T02:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2670"},"modified":"2009-07-05T21:03:41","modified_gmt":"2009-07-06T03:03:41","slug":"whats-the-fourth-without-a-picnic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2670","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s the Fourth without hotdogs? And a picnic?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the Keanes come through on the all-American holiday, chowing down on all-American food and doing all-American things.\u00a0 The original was published on 4 July 2009, and you can tell by the flag that it was &#8216;specially created for Indepence Da<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2676\" title=\"new-fc\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fc.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc\" width=\"320\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fc.jpg 320w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fc-220x250.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The holiday weekend is still alive in Bil and Thel&#8217;s mind as they take their brood out to the park, choosing a lovely picnic site directly over an ant colony.\u00a0 Fortunately, there are only 41 ants in the colony, not counting the queen, so what&#8217;s an errant bite here or there?<\/p>\n<p>Unless the ants are the size of terriers! <em>Aaaaiiiiiiiiiyyyy!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2673\" title=\"new-fc21\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fc21.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc21\" width=\"400\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fc21.jpg 400w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fc21-250x175.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--Session data--><br \/>\n<input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\"\/><!--Session data--><input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the Keanes come through on the all-American holiday, chowing down on all-American food and doing all-American things.\u00a0 The original was published on 4 July 2009, and you can tell by the flag that it was &#8216;specially created for Indepence Da The holiday weekend is still alive in Bil and Thel&#8217;s mind as they take [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2670"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2674,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670\/revisions\/2674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}