{"id":2691,"date":"2009-07-06T17:09:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T23:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2691"},"modified":"2009-07-06T17:10:22","modified_gmt":"2009-07-06T23:10:22","slug":"sink-the-bismarck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2691","title":{"rendered":"Sink the Bismarck!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stop Mary Worth!<\/p>\n

It’s roughly the same thing.\u00a0 Although I have no love for Delilah “I’m so unhappy with my husband galavanting all over the world for his work, but I can’t talk to him about it,” the past three weeks has been a Worthian Brow-Beating Bonanza, with Mary turning every conversation back to Delilah reconciling with Lawrence:<\/p>\n

“Mary, we’re out of toilet paper.”
\n“Maybe it’s a sign that you and Lawrence should wipe<\/strong> the slate clean and begin again.”<\/p>\n

The two have finally ventured out of Mary’s condo for a walk around Charterstone:<\/p>\n

“I’d forgotten how lovely Charterstone is, Mary!”
\n“No less lovely than your love for Lawrence, and his love for you.\u00a0 Have you forgotten<\/strong> that, too?”<\/p>\n

Fortunately, they run into “Charley,” apparently an old flame of Delilah’s, much to Delilah’s delight and Mary’s consternation:<\/p>\n

\"new-mw1\"<\/p>\n

[Our guest-star who is wisely telling Mary to blow it out her ear is one of the cheerleading judges from Judge Parker<\/em>, dressing down one of the hateful cheerleading moms.]<\/p>\n

“Mmmm, I’d love to get in Charley’s pants again.”
\n“Like when you rifle Lawrence’s pockets<\/strong> for spare change, Delilah?”
\n“Oh, just shut up and die, Mary.”
\n“Like your marriage with Lawrence seems to be dying<\/strong>?”<\/p>\n

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