{"id":2719,"date":"2009-07-10T18:53:36","date_gmt":"2009-07-11T00:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2719"},"modified":"2009-07-13T13:57:26","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T19:57:26","slug":"the-not-so-fabulous-x-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2719","title":{"rendered":"The Not-So-Fabulous X-Men!"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Well, Wolverine is tres<\/em> cool.\u00a0 We just saw X-Men Origins: Wolverine<\/em> at the cheap seats\u00a0 (one thin buck after 9 PM!)…mmmmmmm<\/em>.)<\/p>\n

Everyone has a little mutant in them; sometimes he just needs a mentor to help let it out. Or talk. Or make fun of a current storyline.\u00a0 Like “Horndog” and Wolverine.<\/p>\n

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Or Meddler and Wolverine.<\/p>\n

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[Yes, you really DO see Hugh’s ass in Wolverine<\/em>!]<\/p>\n

Sure, Sabertooth might be Logan’s brother, but it’s a very obscure fact that Ian Cameron (aka, “Narwhal”) is a distant cousin.<\/p>\n

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Kind of like the real X-Men, the number of mutants is staggering, particularly at Charterstone (it’s like Professor X’s Home for Craptacular Mutants), including the lovely Toby Cameron, aka “Velour”:<\/p>\n

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And last but not least, a one-time denizen finds her way back, lost and confused.\u00a0 So much for being a smarty-pants, eh, “Prodigy”?<\/p>\n

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Meanwhile, Mary (“Meddler”) just loses it altogether…<\/p>\n

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(Well, Wolverine is tres cool.\u00a0 We just saw X-Men Origins: Wolverine at the cheap seats\u00a0 (one thin buck after 9 PM!)…mmmmmmm.) Everyone has a little mutant in them; sometimes he just needs a mentor to help let it out. Or talk. Or make fun of a current storyline.\u00a0 Like “Horndog” and Wolverine. Or Meddler and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2719"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2735,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2719\/revisions\/2735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}