{"id":2742,"date":"2009-07-15T16:22:54","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T22:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2742"},"modified":"2010-08-19T12:20:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-19T18:20:11","slug":"the-cartoonist-has-no-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2742","title":{"rendered":"The Cartoonist Has No Clothes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or, when life gives you a naked, wet, dripping Jeffy, make shameful, ruthless fun of him.<\/p>\n<p>So, the 15 July 2009 <em>Family Circus<\/em> has little Jeffy answering the door naked and telling the unlucky woman on the stoop that his mother is giving him a bath and maybe she ought to come back later.\u00a0 Ha. Ha.<\/p>\n<p>Funny thing, Jeffy was in the same position as Becky was in the Sunday <em>Funky Winkerbean<\/em> (yes, <strong>that<\/strong> <em>Funky Winkerbean<\/em>).\u00a0 Nice to know that if Becky can&#8217;t answer the door, we have a dependable substitute:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2743\" title=\"new-fw1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fw1.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw1\" width=\"240\" height=\"565\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fw1.jpg 240w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fw1-106x250.jpg 106w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s always just making fun of the strip (<em>ahem<\/em>) at hand:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2744\" title=\"new-fc1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fc1.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc1\" width=\"320\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fc1.jpg 320w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-fc1-216x250.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And lest you think the Morgans&#8217; cruise to the Bahamas or Barbados or Bora Bora or Barcelona is going well, think again:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2747\" title=\"new-rex1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-rex1.jpg\" alt=\"new-rex1\" width=\"385\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-rex1.jpg 385w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-rex1-250x129.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--Session data--><br \/>\n<input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or, when life gives you a naked, wet, dripping Jeffy, make shameful, ruthless fun of him. 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