{"id":2773,"date":"2009-07-21T13:47:06","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T19:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2773"},"modified":"2009-07-23T17:37:39","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T23:37:39","slug":"the-more-you-tighten-your-grasp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2773","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The more you tighten your grasp&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;the more would-be sluts will slip through your fingers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think this was the line in the R-rated version of <em>Star Wars<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I think both Mary Worth and Lawrence the Famous Lecturer-Husband are finding this out the hard way.\u00a0 Okay, Delilah<em> does<\/em> call Lawrence, and the conversation is punctuated by nasty scowls on Lawrence\u2019s part and snarky commentary made to his wife (no kidding\u2026look up the 20 July 2009 strip).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2778\" title=\"not-mw-1482\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/not-mw-1482.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-1482\" width=\"1010\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/not-mw-1482.jpg 1010w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/not-mw-1482-250x86.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1010px) 100vw, 1010px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And making Delilah into a U.S.D.A. 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