{"id":2799,"date":"2009-07-25T16:19:07","date_gmt":"2009-07-25T22:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2799"},"modified":"2009-07-27T15:05:14","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T21:05:14","slug":"exciting-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2799","title":{"rendered":"Exciting? Really?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s been much speculation on Delilah&#8217;s new outfit:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Assistant to a supervillain.<\/li>\n<li>Stewardess on the Concord (hence the grape color).<\/li>\n<li>Erstwhile auto mechanic.<\/li>\n<li>Pole dancer in her &#8220;Grease Monkey Lube Job&#8221; routine&#8217;s costume.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All of them commendable, I think, but I&#8217;m going for another exciting episode of <em>The Craptacular X-Men. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2800\" title=\"new-mw-22\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-mw-22.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw-22\" width=\"1000\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-mw-22.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-mw-22-250x50.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--Session data-->Well, we<em> did<\/em> know that this argument would really lead Delilah to Charley&#8217;s, and it&#8217;s likely that the Jumpsuit of Virtue will protect her.\u00a0 Still, like Logan on the park bench, we can dream&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2804\" title=\"new-mw-3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-mw-3.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw-3\" width=\"800\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-mw-3.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-mw-3-250x73.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One can only hope the purple jumpsuit was one of Lawrence&#8217;s favorites as well&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--Session data-->The 27 July 2009 strip had only two panels, with Delilah <strong><em>crossing her fingers behind her back<\/em><\/strong>!\u00a0 I know she&#8217;s<em> young<\/em>, but does she still believe that doing this absolves or protects a person from the consequences of telling a lie \/ being caught in the middle of an illicit sexual liaison \/ the heartbreak of psoriasis?\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think she&#8217;s being coy, but rather hiding her pre-coital glee:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2807\" title=\"new-mw9\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-mw9.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw9\" width=\"275\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-mw9.jpg 275w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/new-mw9-250x163.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Other cool aspects of the 29 July strip is the unusual angles, like this one (where you can imagine Bob the Maintenance Man smiling to see just what Delilah is hiding) and a &#8220;smoke alarm cam shot,&#8221; as Charley opens the door.<\/p>\n<p><input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--Session data--><br \/>\n<input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\"\/><!--Session data--><input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s been much speculation on Delilah&#8217;s new outfit: Assistant to a supervillain. Stewardess on the Concord (hence the grape color). Erstwhile auto mechanic. Pole dancer in her &#8220;Grease Monkey Lube Job&#8221; routine&#8217;s costume. All of them commendable, I think, but I&#8217;m going for another exciting episode of The Craptacular X-Men. Well, we did know that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2799"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2803,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799\/revisions\/2803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}