{"id":2840,"date":"2009-08-03T18:54:42","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T00:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2840"},"modified":"2010-08-19T12:16:31","modified_gmt":"2010-08-19T18:16:31","slug":"ill-bet-even-mary-is-disappointed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2840","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll bet even Mary is disappointed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just as things were heating up in Charley&#8217;s Love Pad (read, finally getting interesting), <em>Delilah walks out the door!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Even worse, she<em> leaves Mary a <strong>note<\/strong><\/em> and is last seen boarding a plane or a bus or a train or something.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, lady, don&#8217;t let the door hit you in the purple-clad ass on the way out.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose, to be fair, one really has to analyze the expressions that play over Delilah&#8217;s face.\u00a0 She may be saying one thing, but she&#8217;d definitely thinking another.\u00a0 CC&#8217;s Dr. &#8220;Bobdog&#8221; gives his opinion of this definitely messed-up young woman:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2841\" title=\"new-mw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw\" width=\"555\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw.jpg 555w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw-250x168.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 555px) 100vw, 555px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And fortunately for perpetually-aroused Charley, this is NOT a case of <em>Premature Evacuation<\/em> (not if he has anything to say about it!):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2842\" title=\"new-mw-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw-2.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw-2\" width=\"620\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw-2.jpg 620w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw-2-249x139.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just as things were heating up in Charley&#8217;s Love Pad (read, finally getting interesting), Delilah walks out the door! Even worse, she leaves Mary a note and is last seen boarding a plane or a bus or a train or something. Yeah, lady, don&#8217;t let the door hit you in the purple-clad ass on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth","category-when-correctly-viewed"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2840"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4823,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2840\/revisions\/4823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}