{"id":2844,"date":"2009-08-04T11:09:25","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T17:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2844"},"modified":"2010-06-30T21:25:43","modified_gmt":"2010-07-01T03:25:43","slug":"thats-where-creations-myths-come-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2844","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s where &#8220;Creations Myths&#8221; come from!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the gang at <em>9 Chickweed Lane<\/em> has been skinny-dipping, pontificating, talking to God, God talking back and God considering changing all future members of the human race into sapient cockroaches, starting with Mr. and Mrs. Expriest&#8217;s baby.\u00a0 Neither of them were keen on this idea, and there was a lot more exposition on the topic (&#8220;<em>something something Death Star something<\/em>&#8220;), that went on for way too long.<\/p>\n<p>It appears that this turgid storyline will be wrapping up this <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">month<\/span> week, and it seems that it will have a happy ending.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2845\" title=\"new-9cl\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-9cl.jpg\" alt=\"new-9cl\" width=\"905\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-9cl.jpg 905w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-9cl-250x58.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 905px) 100vw, 905px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[There really are occasional gems in this strip, but like real gems, there&#8217;s generally a mountain of dross and tailings to sift through before being rewarded.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the gang at 9 Chickweed Lane has been skinny-dipping, pontificating, talking to God, God talking back and God considering changing all future members of the human race into sapient cockroaches, starting with Mr. and Mrs. Expriest&#8217;s baby.\u00a0 Neither of them were keen on this idea, and there was a lot more exposition on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-9-chickweed-lane"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2844"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4446,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions\/4446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}