{"id":2913,"date":"2009-08-18T19:43:29","date_gmt":"2009-08-19T01:43:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2913"},"modified":"2009-08-18T19:43:29","modified_gmt":"2009-08-19T01:43:29","slug":"even-more-hand-jive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2913","title":{"rendered":"Even more hand jive!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is it with these two?\u00a0 Are they Hawaiian? Did they meet at a school for the blind?\u00a0 That their caresses are pretty much weird taps and touches is just downright creepy.\u00a0<em> Morse Code for Luvahs&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2914\" title=\"not-mw-175\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/not-mw-175.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-175\" width=\"960\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/not-mw-175.jpg 960w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/not-mw-175-250x52.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m going to stray again from waiting for the next day&#8217;s<em> dot-dot-dash-dot<\/em> installment:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2916\" title=\"not-mw-1761\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/not-mw-1761.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-1761\" width=\"715\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/not-mw-1761.jpg 715w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/not-mw-1761-250x122.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 715px) 100vw, 715px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it with these two?\u00a0 Are they Hawaiian? Did they meet at a school for the blind?\u00a0 That their caresses are pretty much weird taps and touches is just downright creepy.\u00a0 Morse Code for Luvahs&#8230; And I&#8217;m going to stray again from waiting for the next day&#8217;s dot-dot-dash-dot installment:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2917,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2913\/revisions\/2917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}