{"id":2935,"date":"2009-08-21T11:58:15","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T17:58:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2935"},"modified":"2009-08-21T11:59:15","modified_gmt":"2009-08-21T17:59:15","slug":"how-long-o-lord-how-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2935","title":{"rendered":"How long, O Lord? How long?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, this is Friday.\u00a0 Please, if there is a God, the Love Story of the Ages will end tomorrow, and Sunday&#8217;s big splashy comic will be Mary recounting &#8220;all&#8217;s well that ends well&#8221; to anyone who&#8217;ll listen to her at the almost-the-end-of-summer-but-not-quite Charterstone pool party.\u00a0 (Meanwhile, Charley will be masturbating behind the privet hedge.)<\/p>\n<p>All which means: time to use those last stilted panels of Lawrence and Delilah planning for their future (which, given Lawrence&#8217;s long-time two-pack-a-day, three-martini lunch habit, should be about six months)!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2936\" title=\"new-mw8\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw8.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw8\" width=\"790\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw8.jpg 790w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw8-250x109.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 790px) 100vw, 790px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, this is Friday.\u00a0 Please, if there is a God, the Love Story of the Ages will end tomorrow, and Sunday&#8217;s big splashy comic will be Mary recounting &#8220;all&#8217;s well that ends well&#8221; to anyone who&#8217;ll listen to her at the almost-the-end-of-summer-but-not-quite Charterstone pool party.\u00a0 (Meanwhile, Charley will be masturbating behind the privet hedge.) All [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2935"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2939,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2935\/revisions\/2939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}