{"id":2978,"date":"2009-08-28T12:03:58","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T18:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2978"},"modified":"2010-08-19T12:14:14","modified_gmt":"2010-08-19T18:14:14","slug":"poor-jeffy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2978","title":{"rendered":"Poor Jeffy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mark your calendars: a Family Circus that is vaguely amusing.\u00a0 Little Jeffy (#2 son in every sense of the word) complains to his mother, &#8220;Aw, Mommy! &#8216;My Brother&#8217;s Clothes&#8217; really isn&#8217;t a brand name, is it?&#8221;\u00a0 Maybe he&#8217;s not the clod that we thought.<\/p>\n<p>Not that I&#8217;m going to pass up a golden opportunity to mash up a picture of pantsless Jeffy:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2979\" title=\"new-fc2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-fc2.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc2\" width=\"325\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-fc2.jpg 325w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-fc2-219x250.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And come to think of it, there is a strange resemblance when Jeffy isn&#8217;t quite put together:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2982\" title=\"new-ziggy\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-ziggy.jpg\" alt=\"new-ziggy\" width=\"417\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-ziggy.jpg 417w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-ziggy-250x239.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 417px) 100vw, 417px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>CC&#8217;s own Alfred E. Neuman, intrigued by this startling revelation, conducted a short but hard-hitting interview with Mommy Keane and Ziggy.\u00a0 It&#8217;s worthy of a spot on &#8220;60 Minutes,&#8221; I think:<\/p>\n<p><strong>AEN:<\/strong> Ziggy and Jeffy have remarkably similar coloring. This suggests the possibility that Ziggy is the father. Do either of you think that is possible?<br \/>\n<strong>Thel:<\/strong> Ida know.<br \/>\n<strong>Ziggy:<\/strong> Not me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark your calendars: a Family Circus that is vaguely amusing.\u00a0 Little Jeffy (#2 son in every sense of the word) complains to his mother, &#8220;Aw, Mommy! &#8216;My Brother&#8217;s Clothes&#8217; really isn&#8217;t a brand name, is it?&#8221;\u00a0 Maybe he&#8217;s not the clod that we thought. Not that I&#8217;m going to pass up a golden opportunity to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus","category-when-correctly-viewed"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2978"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4822,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978\/revisions\/4822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}