{"id":2987,"date":"2009-08-30T13:29:59","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T19:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2987"},"modified":"2009-08-30T13:47:06","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T19:47:06","slug":"rex-morgan-come-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=2987","title":{"rendered":"Rex Morgan, Come Home!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sigh.\u00a0 Nothing yet.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m forced to mash <em>Mary Worth<\/em>, and Sunday&#8217;s strip looks depressingly like a Sunday edition of <em>Apartment 3-G<\/em> &#8212; rehashing the past week&#8217;s events.\u00a0 This is especially depressing when you realize just how little went on in the past week, that it was rather boring, and that compressing it into seven or eight panels only makes it look like a summer rerun.<\/p>\n<p>There are some arms flailing about and interesting expressions, to be fair, and some tried-and-true Marian platitudes.\u00a0 So instead of infringing on the original art or the dialog (stellar stuff, kind of like dark matter), just some snarky additions.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2988\" title=\"new-mw12\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw12.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw12\" width=\"535\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw12.jpg 535w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/new-mw12-250x175.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sigh.\u00a0 Nothing yet. I&#8217;m forced to mash Mary Worth, and Sunday&#8217;s strip looks depressingly like a Sunday edition of Apartment 3-G &#8212; rehashing the past week&#8217;s events.\u00a0 This is especially depressing when you realize just how little went on in the past week, that it was rather boring, and that compressing it into seven or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2987"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2990,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987\/revisions\/2990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}