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<\/p>\nOh, Jeffy! Oh, Billy! You two little casaba-heads make things so easy!<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Of course, we can always class up the joint by an episode of “AeroSquid Modern Literary Classics” (In Color!):<\/p>\n
“What are you drawing ?<\/p>\n
\u201cNOW you\u2019re interested ? What\u2019s your angle ?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo angle. I\u2019m on the up and up. What is that ? \u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSince you SEEM interested, I\u2019ll let you in on it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m all ears. Lay it on me, Jackson.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell. You know what a Tesla coil is ?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI think so. That thing that goes: BZZZ BZZZ ?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCrude sound effect, but accurate.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThank you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t mention it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnyway\u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnyway, as Mommy recited her oblations to the Old Ones the night before, I noted a small, almost undetectable variance in the third realm of Baoht Z\u2019uqqa-Mogg. You worship Baoht Z\u2019uqqa-Mogg\u2026.don\u2019t you ?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes. Yes I do.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re lying. Baoht Z\u2019uqqa-Mogg knows it and I know it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay. You got me. I\u2019m not an adherent. I worship Nug and Yeb.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe Twin Blasphemies ? Ha ! You might as well lay with Shub-Niggurath !\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young ? Men have died for less for such impolitness !\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnyway\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnyway\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m drawing a pee pee. HAHAHAHAH!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHAHAHAHAHA!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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