{"id":3016,"date":"2009-09-04T11:29:43","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T17:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3016"},"modified":"2009-09-04T11:29:43","modified_gmt":"2009-09-04T17:29:43","slug":"clowns-to-the-left-of-me-jokers-to-the-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3016","title":{"rendered":"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reggie was always my favorite Riverdale teen.\u00a0 He was good-looking and smart, and most of all, a snarker before snarking was cool.\u00a0 (Back then, he was just a smart-aleck.\u00a0 Just like me!)<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, other snarkers have come into the light, no longer afraid to be ridiculed, to be told that they&#8217;re immature, or that they act like middle-school kids, or that all they think and joke about is sex, sex, sex! (Hi, katya&#8230;that one&#8217;s for you, sweetie!)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3017\" title=\"new-archie-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-archie-2.jpg\" alt=\"new-archie-2\" width=\"770\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-archie-2.jpg 770w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-archie-2-250x84.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[This is a slight reworking of the mashup I did early.\u00a0 The first one was rushed, because I didn&#8217;t want AeroSquid to steal my idea.\u00a0 You didn&#8217;t think I was going to take the fall for the broken Ming vase, did you, A.S.?]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reggie was always my favorite Riverdale teen.\u00a0 He was good-looking and smart, and most of all, a snarker before snarking was cool.\u00a0 (Back then, he was just a smart-aleck.\u00a0 Just like me!) Fortunately, other snarkers have come into the light, no longer afraid to be ridiculed, to be told that they&#8217;re immature, or that they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3016"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3019,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016\/revisions\/3019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}