{"id":3053,"date":"2009-09-12T13:41:24","date_gmt":"2009-09-12T19:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3053"},"modified":"2010-06-30T21:18:23","modified_gmt":"2010-07-01T03:18:23","slug":"sophomoric-snort-giggle-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3053","title":{"rendered":"Sophomoric (snort! giggle!) Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t follow<em> Luann<\/em>, but hey, this week it&#8217;s about sex! Specifically, Luann&#8217;s older brother Brad is apparently having that long overdue &#8220;talk&#8221; with Pa Degroot.\u00a0 Sure, it&#8217;s all about love, relationships, long-term commitment, but Ma Degroot pops in on Friday to cut to the chase with a single word: <strong>Protection<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Be all high-minded and sanctimonious that you like, Pa and Brad, but you really shouldn&#8217;t ignore that 800-pound gorilla in the room (yeah, the one wearing the glow-in-the-dark condom).\u00a0 <em>Snort<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3054\" title=\"new-luann\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann.jpg\" alt=\"new-luann\" width=\"760\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Snicker!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3055\" title=\"new-luann-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann-2.jpg\" alt=\"new-luann-2\" width=\"760\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann-2.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann-2-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, but this probably what really transpired:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3056\" title=\"new-luann-3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann-3.jpg\" alt=\"new-luann-3\" width=\"760\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann-3.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann-3-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And the one saving grace:\u00a0 nosy kid sister Luann, who simply needs all the juicy details.\u00a0 For once, Brad obliges:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3057\" title=\"new-luann1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann1.jpg\" alt=\"new-luann1\" width=\"705\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann1.jpg 705w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-luann1-250x143.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 705px) 100vw, 705px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait wait wait! One more!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3060\" title=\"not-luann-6\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/not-luann-6.jpg\" alt=\"not-luann-6\" width=\"760\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/not-luann-6.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/not-luann-6-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t follow Luann, but hey, this week it&#8217;s about sex! Specifically, Luann&#8217;s older brother Brad is apparently having that long overdue &#8220;talk&#8221; with Pa Degroot.\u00a0 Sure, it&#8217;s all about love, relationships, long-term commitment, but Ma Degroot pops in on Friday to cut to the chase with a single word: Protection. 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