{"id":3092,"date":"2009-09-20T15:49:30","date_gmt":"2009-09-20T21:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3092"},"modified":"2009-09-22T16:10:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T22:10:00","slug":"anything-but-quick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3092","title":{"rendered":"Anything *but* quick&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, planning a major drug-bust requires careful planning and split-second timing.<\/p>\n<p>However, the SRPD assault on its drug traffickers in &#8220;Operation H-Town&#8221; (snerk!) is not tantamount to the Invasion of Normandy.\u00a0 Get over it!<\/p>\n<p>And Scott? Nothing sez &#8220;twu luw&#8221; like a photo of your best girl that smells like foot-funk:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3100\" title=\"new-mw4\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw4.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw4\" width=\"975\" height=\"535\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw4.jpg 975w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw4-249x137.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 975px) 100vw, 975px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s toss in a bit of E.S.P., too:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3099\" title=\"new-mw3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw3.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw3\" width=\"295\" height=\"437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw3.jpg 295w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw3-168x250.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 295px) 100vw, 295px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, planning a major drug-bust requires careful planning and split-second timing. However, the SRPD assault on its drug traffickers in &#8220;Operation H-Town&#8221; (snerk!) is not tantamount to the Invasion of Normandy.\u00a0 Get over it! And Scott? Nothing sez &#8220;twu luw&#8221; like a photo of your best girl that smells like foot-funk: Let&#8217;s toss in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3092"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3098,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3092\/revisions\/3098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}