{"id":3102,"date":"2009-09-22T16:29:29","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T22:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3102"},"modified":"2009-09-22T16:49:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T22:49:00","slug":"raccoon-patrol-in-color","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3102","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Raccoon Patrol!&#8221;  In Color!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things are a-hoppin&#8217; down in Lost Swamp.\u00a0 Those rifle-shots? Alligator poachers!\u00a0 And damned nasty ones, too! Mark is down for the count with a barky stick across the back of the head.<\/p>\n<p>Even worse, the poachers decide to leave him on the ground &#8212; <strong><em>gator bait!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Rusty sleeps on.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3103\" title=\"new-mt3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mt3.jpg\" alt=\"new-mt3\" width=\"800\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mt3.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mt3-250x68.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thank heavens for<br \/>\n(1) &#8220;Raccoon Patrol!&#8221; and<br \/>\n(2) CC&#8217;s buckyswife, who, if she isn&#8217;t an executive for some high-powered television\/entertainment corporation, SHOULD BE!\u00a0 Not only did she see the promise in bringing &#8220;Raccoon Patrol!&#8221; to the fall TV line-up, but she pitched a great family-oriented program:\u00a0 Rusty and Sassy take their trailraft and escape the dangers of Lost Swamp, only to have week after week of thrilling new adventures!\u00a0 (Hey, like that caveman show last fall was a brainchild of Albert Einstein!)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3107\" title=\"new-mt22\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mt22.jpg\" alt=\"new-mt22\" width=\"600\" height=\"620\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mt22.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mt22-241x249.jpg 241w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Of course, the FOX network gets the most violent (and coolest) shows, as <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">scrounged up<\/span> professionally promoted by CC&#8217;s AeroSquid (admit it &#8212; you&#8217;d watch this, wouldn&#8217;t you?):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3114\" title=\"aerosquid-raccoon-patrol\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/aerosquid-raccoon-patrol.jpg\" alt=\"aerosquid-raccoon-patrol\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/aerosquid-raccoon-patrol.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/aerosquid-raccoon-patrol-250x187.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things are a-hoppin&#8217; down in Lost Swamp.\u00a0 Those rifle-shots? Alligator poachers!\u00a0 And damned nasty ones, too! Mark is down for the count with a barky stick across the back of the head. Even worse, the poachers decide to leave him on the ground &#8212; gator bait! Meanwhile, Rusty sleeps on. Thank heavens for (1) &#8220;Raccoon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3102"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3115,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3102\/revisions\/3115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}