{"id":3109,"date":"2009-09-26T13:38:48","date_gmt":"2009-09-26T19:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3109"},"modified":"2009-09-26T15:42:53","modified_gmt":"2009-09-26T21:42:53","slug":"holy-crap-action","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3109","title":{"rendered":"Holy Crap! ACTION!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>And in a Mary Worth storyline! <\/em>There hasn&#8217;t been this much going on since Aldo drove his car off the cliff or Charley Smith invited Delilah into his condo (well, there really wasn&#8217;t that much action in the latter).\u00a0 It&#8217;s so exciting!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this raises the question among us jaded, seen-it-all types:\u00a0 <em>Can you make it <strong>more<\/strong> exciting?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>CC&#8217;s Dingo suggests that the typical drug-cartel bad guys (Bald Guy, Pony-Tail Guy, Knitted Cap Guy) could be upgraded for Maximum Excititude.<\/p>\n<p>You do <em>not<\/em> argue with Dingo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3110\" title=\"not-mw-191\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/not-mw-191.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-191\" width=\"965\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/not-mw-191.jpg 965w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/not-mw-191-249x53.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 965px) 100vw, 965px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>What?!? Two Days In A Row?!?!<\/em><\/strong> Mary must be having palpitations!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3126\" title=\"not-mw-192\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/not-mw-192-1024x188.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-192\" width=\"1024\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/not-mw-192-1024x188.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/not-mw-192-250x46.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/not-mw-192.jpg 1085w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And in a Mary Worth storyline! There hasn&#8217;t been this much going on since Aldo drove his car off the cliff or Charley Smith invited Delilah into his condo (well, there really wasn&#8217;t that much action in the latter).\u00a0 It&#8217;s so exciting! Of course, this raises the question among us jaded, seen-it-all types:\u00a0 Can you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3109"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3128,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3109\/revisions\/3128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}