{"id":3149,"date":"2009-09-29T12:56:20","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T18:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3149"},"modified":"2009-10-01T14:30:01","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T20:30:01","slug":"sirens-mayhem-stat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3149","title":{"rendered":"Sirens! Mayhem! Stat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scott&#8217;s been shot! OMG OMG OMG OMG<\/p>\n<p>But the question is: so was another officer! OMG OMG OMG<\/p>\n<p>One is seriously injured &#8212; <em>the other didn&#8217;t make it! <\/em> OMG OMG OMG OMG<\/p>\n<p>But is Adrian a proto-widowed-fiance&#8217;e, or not?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3150\" title=\"new-mw5\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw5.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw5\" width=\"840\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw5.jpg 840w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw5-250x63.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 840px) 100vw, 840px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And realizing that there&#8217;s a time and a place for everything (including <em>merchandi$$$ing<\/em>!):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3151\" title=\"new-mw21\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw21.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw21\" width=\"270\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw21.jpg 270w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw21-250x212.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And <strong><em>FINALLY!<\/em><\/strong>&#8230;Adrian hears the news.\u00a0 Scott&#8217;s in surgery! He&#8217;s not dead yet!<\/p>\n<p>Maybe a little prayer is in order, with a genuine Going-To-Hell-bats :[ Mass card. Accept no substitutes! Collect &#8217;em! Trade &#8217;em!\u00a0 Better&#8217;n an Indulgence&#8230;cheaper, at least!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3157\" title=\"new-mw31\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/new-mw31.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw31\" width=\"180\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scott&#8217;s been shot! OMG OMG OMG OMG But the question is: so was another officer! OMG OMG OMG One is seriously injured &#8212; the other didn&#8217;t make it! OMG OMG OMG OMG But is Adrian a proto-widowed-fiance&#8217;e, or not? And realizing that there&#8217;s a time and a place for everything (including merchandi$$$ing!): And FINALLY!&#8230;Adrian hears [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3149"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3153,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3149\/revisions\/3153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}