{"id":3165,"date":"2009-10-02T11:20:21","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T17:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3165"},"modified":"2010-08-19T12:09:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-19T18:09:11","slug":"yay-shenanigans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3165","title":{"rendered":"Yay! Shenanigans!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Funky Winterbean<\/em> has temporarily suspended the Vortex of Middle Age Doom to return to the Abyss of High School Tomfoolery and Frosh Torture.\u00a0 Ah, just like the good old days.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3166\" title=\"new-fw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-fw.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw\" width=\"505\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-fw.jpg 505w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-fw-250x91.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(For a really large, really unnecessary picture of naked Jeffy, try to find the 30 September 2009 <em>Family Circus<\/em>.\u00a0 On second thought, you really don&#8217;t want to see this. Trust me.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funky Winterbean has temporarily suspended the Vortex of Middle Age Doom to return to the Abyss of High School Tomfoolery and Frosh Torture.\u00a0 Ah, just like the good old days. (For a really large, really unnecessary picture of naked Jeffy, try to find the 30 September 2009 Family Circus.\u00a0 On second thought, you really don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,5,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky","category-family-circus","category-when-correctly-viewed"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3165"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3168,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3165\/revisions\/3168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}