{"id":3193,"date":"2009-10-09T01:50:33","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T07:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3193"},"modified":"2009-10-10T14:18:08","modified_gmt":"2009-10-10T20:18:08","slug":"you-dont-come-back-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3193","title":{"rendered":"You don&#8217;t come back from&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the love of God, Jeff!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3204\" title=\"not-mw-200\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-200.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-200\" width=\"815\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-200.jpg 815w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-200-250x92.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 815px) 100vw, 815px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Still, Mary and Jeff somehow survive his crappy driving and arrive at the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">haunted house of terror!!! Check out that hideous apparition in Panel 2!<\/span> hospital&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3203\" title=\"new-mw3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mw3.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw3\" width=\"610\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mw3.jpg 610w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mw3-250x75.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And because it takes. so. very. long. to. walk. through. a. door. let&#8217;s have a little more fun at Mary and Jeff&#8217;s expense:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3202\" title=\"new-mw-22\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mw-22.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw-22\" width=\"575\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mw-22.jpg 575w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mw-22-250x80.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Just one more.\u00a0 I promise (if only they wouldn&#8217;t dawdle!):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3213\" title=\"not-mw-203\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-203.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-203\" width=\"530\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-203.jpg 530w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-203-250x84.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"file:\/\/\/C:\/DOCUME~1\/LINDAM~1\/LOCALS~1\/Temp\/moz-screenshot.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the love of God, Jeff! Still, Mary and Jeff somehow survive his crappy driving and arrive at the haunted house of terror!!! Check out that hideous apparition in Panel 2! hospital&#8230; And because it takes. so. very. long. to. walk. through. a. door. let&#8217;s have a little more fun at Mary and Jeff&#8217;s expense: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3193"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3214,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3193\/revisions\/3214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}