{"id":328,"date":"2008-04-04T20:59:33","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T02:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=328"},"modified":"2010-07-01T13:47:27","modified_gmt":"2010-07-01T19:47:27","slug":"platitudes-on-the-loose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=328","title":{"rendered":"Platitudes on the Loose!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Platitudes around Mary Worth are as common as flies around a trashcan.  But here in an election year, not only do we have to endure the Mother Goddess of Meddling but also politicians &#8212; oh, the horror! (Is it November yet?)<\/p>\n<p>And for the record, what the skeevy senator in Panel 3 says is untouched by snarky hands or Photoshop.  Comedy gold!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-brenda-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-329\" title=\"not-brenda-1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-brenda-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Platitudes around Mary Worth are as common as flies around a trashcan. But here in an election year, not only do we have to endure the Mother Goddess of Meddling but also politicians &#8212; oh, the horror! (Is it November yet?) And for the record, what the skeevy senator in Panel 3 says is untouched [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4458,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions\/4458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}