{"id":3289,"date":"2009-10-26T15:09:01","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T21:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3289"},"modified":"2009-10-29T09:22:13","modified_gmt":"2009-10-29T15:22:13","slug":"oh-swell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3289","title":{"rendered":"Oh. Swell."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adrian finally escapes Mary&#8217;s clutches (on the pretense of &#8220;talking to Scott&#8221;), only to find her father already in what seems to be deep, deep conversation with her fragile fiance:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3290\" title=\"not-mw-212\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-212.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-212\" width=\"535\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-212.jpg 535w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-212-250x86.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And until Rex Morgan returns to his rightful place (in his own $*#$&amp;*# comic!), I&#8217;ll be forced to snark Mary Worth unmercifully thanks for the gift basket, though!):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3291\" title=\"not-mw-213\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-213.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-213\" width=\"810\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-213.jpg 810w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/not-mw-213-250x57.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And this is just a throwaway.\u00a0 The touch on the arm, the meaningful, if haggard and worn, look, the utter <em>schmaltz <\/em>of it all, just reminded me of this:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3301\" title=\"new-mw10\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mw10.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw10\" width=\"280\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mw10.jpg 280w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mw10-250x160.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adrian finally escapes Mary&#8217;s clutches (on the pretense of &#8220;talking to Scott&#8221;), only to find her father already in what seems to be deep, deep conversation with her fragile fiance: And until Rex Morgan returns to his rightful place (in his own $*#$&amp;*# comic!), I&#8217;ll be forced to snark Mary Worth unmercifully thanks for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3289"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3293,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions\/3293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}