{"id":3311,"date":"2009-10-29T14:51:58","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T20:51:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3311"},"modified":"2009-10-29T14:51:58","modified_gmt":"2009-10-29T20:51:58","slug":"i-have-my-theories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3311","title":{"rendered":"I have my theories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Theory 1<\/strong>:\u00a0 With all the bedside manner being administered to Det. Scott by Drs. Jeff and Adrian, Mary&#8217;s a little at loose ends &#8212; it&#8217;s the end of October, a little late for a pool party, a little early\u00a0 for Yuletide meddling (heavens! <em>never<\/em> before Thanksgiving!).\u00a0 What&#8217;s a biddy to do?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Theory 2<\/strong>:\u00a0 In spite of gator poaching going on all around them, Mark and Rusty are going to spend an uneventfuly final night in Lost Swamp, and Mark&#8217;s mighty fists will go unpunched. What&#8217;s a champion of justice to do?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Theory 3<\/strong>:\u00a0 Cue the cute little dog!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3312\" title=\"new-mt1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mt1-1024x348.jpg\" alt=\"new-mt1\" width=\"1024\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mt1-1024x348.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mt1-250x85.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/new-mt1.jpg 1115w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theory 1:\u00a0 With all the bedside manner being administered to Det. Scott by Drs. Jeff and Adrian, Mary&#8217;s a little at loose ends &#8212; it&#8217;s the end of October, a little late for a pool party, a little early\u00a0 for Yuletide meddling (heavens! never before Thanksgiving!).\u00a0 What&#8217;s a biddy to do? Theory 2:\u00a0 In spite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3311"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3314,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3311\/revisions\/3314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}