{"id":3369,"date":"2009-11-10T15:02:39","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T21:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3369"},"modified":"2009-11-14T11:54:49","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T17:54:49","slug":"kit-walker-single-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3369","title":{"rendered":"Kit Walker, Single Dad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think Kit needs to take a few more weeks and really think through the implications of moving his family out of the boonies and into the big city.\u00a0 OTOH, this might be the most entertaining thing since <em>The Beverly Hillbillies.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3370\" title=\"new-phantom\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-phantom.jpg\" alt=\"new-phantom\" width=\"615\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-phantom.jpg 615w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-phantom-250x81.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I like<em> The Phantom well <\/em>enough, but you have to know how freakin&#8217; ponderous the plots of<em> MW, RMMD, JP<\/em> and yes, even <em>MT <\/em>are going when I do two <em>Phantom <\/em>mashups in a row&#8230;<em>sigh.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3373\" title=\"new-phantom1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-phantom1.jpg\" alt=\"new-phantom1\" width=\"555\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-phantom1.jpg 555w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-phantom1-250x87.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 555px) 100vw, 555px\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah&#8230;and<em> &#8220;Bye, kids! I&#8217;ll send you a postcard! Promise!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Schmuck.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3375\" title=\"new-phantom2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-phantom2.jpg\" alt=\"new-phantom2\" width=\"755\" height=\"165\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-phantom2.jpg 755w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-phantom2-250x54.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 755px) 100vw, 755px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think Kit needs to take a few more weeks and really think through the implications of moving his family out of the boonies and into the big city.\u00a0 OTOH, this might be the most entertaining thing since The Beverly Hillbillies. I like The Phantom well enough, but you have to know how freakin&#8217; ponderous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3369"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3398,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369\/revisions\/3398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}