{"id":3377,"date":"2009-11-13T17:15:57","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T23:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3377"},"modified":"2009-11-14T11:40:40","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T17:40:40","slug":"maybe-i-shouldve-named-this-for-adrian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3377","title":{"rendered":"Maybe I should&#8217;ve named this for Adrian&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but she&#8217;s as dumb as a post and doesn&#8217;t deserve mention (aside from <em>Keep your freakin&#8217; hands away from your freakin&#8217; eyes, you dumb-ass!<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>And this is a representative but rather conservative number of times DOCTOR Adrian Cory has touched and poked herself and\/or others in the past four weeks&#8217; worth of strips (one week being fairly absent, as Jeff Cory was schmoozing with the comatose Scott).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3379\" title=\"new-mw5\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw5-1024x477.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw5\" width=\"1024\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw5-1024x477.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw5-250x116.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw5.jpg 1125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the tedium in this current story can&#8217;t even be salvaged by comically-flailing limbs.\u00a0 It seems that each and every plot point (<em>e.g.<\/em>, Mary telling Adrian that her talking to an unconscious Scott was the reason he awoke) that might take one day&#8217;s strip to convey is being padded out into three or four.\u00a0 Sure, the epileptic hand gestures are amusing, but they&#8217;re getting old.<\/p>\n<p>Tedious.<\/p>\n<p>Boring.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think this could be helped even by full-body interpretive dance.<\/p>\n<p>Moy and Giella, please please please move on.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3389\" title=\"new-mw6\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw6.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw6\" width=\"750\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw6.jpg 750w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw6-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but she&#8217;s as dumb as a post and doesn&#8217;t deserve mention (aside from Keep your freakin&#8217; hands away from your freakin&#8217; eyes, you dumb-ass!). And this is a representative but rather conservative number of times DOCTOR Adrian Cory has touched and poked herself and\/or others in the past four weeks&#8217; worth of strips (one week [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3377"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3381,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377\/revisions\/3381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}