{"id":3420,"date":"2009-11-18T12:38:50","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T18:38:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3420"},"modified":"2009-11-18T12:38:50","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T18:38:50","slug":"no-one-cares-billy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3420","title":{"rendered":"No one cares, Billy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Billy&#8217;s bitching about something or other that Dolly&#8217;s doing.<\/p>\n<p>Who cares, Billy?\u00a0 You little weasel, always tattling on some minutiae\u00a0 that no one (not Mommy, not Daddy, not Barfy, not Mr. Wilson) gives a rat&#8217;s ass about.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe you need to raise the bar on your whining.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3421\" title=\"new-fc\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-fc.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc\" width=\"325\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-fc.jpg 325w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-fc-203x250.jpg 203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Billy&#8217;s bitching about something or other that Dolly&#8217;s doing. Who cares, Billy?\u00a0 You little weasel, always tattling on some minutiae\u00a0 that no one (not Mommy, not Daddy, not Barfy, not Mr. Wilson) gives a rat&#8217;s ass about. Maybe you need to raise the bar on your whining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3420"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3423,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3420\/revisions\/3423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}