{"id":3435,"date":"2009-11-22T17:21:46","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T23:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3435"},"modified":"2009-11-22T17:22:47","modified_gmt":"2009-11-22T23:22:47","slug":"you-want-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3435","title":{"rendered":"You want it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know you want it.<\/p>\n<p>You wouldn&#8217;t dress that way if you didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Wait&#8230;what?<\/p>\n<p>All this talk of babies and kindly old platitude-lobbers.\u00a0 This is what you <em>really<\/em> want:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3436\" title=\"new-mw-22\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw-22.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw-22\" width=\"280\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw-22.jpg 280w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw-22-250x156.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you want it. You wouldn&#8217;t dress that way if you didn&#8217;t. Wait&#8230;what? All this talk of babies and kindly old platitude-lobbers.\u00a0 This is what you really want:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3435"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3438,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435\/revisions\/3438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}