{"id":3439,"date":"2009-11-22T17:25:48","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T23:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3439"},"modified":"2009-11-22T17:25:48","modified_gmt":"2009-11-22T23:25:48","slug":"speaking-of-wants-and-needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3439","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of Wants and Needs&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;it looks like Dr. Aristotle Papadagoras, Apt 3-G&#8217;s resident roue, is lookin&#8217; pretty needy this holiday season.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3440\" title=\"new-a3g\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-a3g.jpg\" alt=\"new-a3g\" width=\"620\" height=\"145\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-a3g.jpg 620w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-a3g-249x58.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Sam Driver probably wouldn&#8217;t recognize, much less want it, if it slapped him in the face.\u00a0 Or if both of them did:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3441\" title=\"new-jp\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-jp.jpg\" alt=\"new-jp\" width=\"600\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-jp.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-jp-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;it looks like Dr. Aristotle Papadagoras, Apt 3-G&#8217;s resident roue, is lookin&#8217; pretty needy this holiday season. Meanwhile, Sam Driver probably wouldn&#8217;t recognize, much less want it, if it slapped him in the face.\u00a0 Or if both of them did:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3442,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3439\/revisions\/3442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}