{"id":3456,"date":"2009-11-26T22:59:27","date_gmt":"2009-11-27T04:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3456"},"modified":"2009-11-28T16:30:26","modified_gmt":"2009-11-28T22:30:26","slug":"t-is-for-turkey-thats-good-enough-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3456","title":{"rendered":"T is for Turkey, That&#8217;s Good Enough for Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hadn&#8217;t planned on doing a Thanksgiving mashup (about half of the daily strips did, and this didn&#8217;t include <em>Judge Parker<\/em> (which, I suppose has enough giant breasts on a regular basis that make every day seem like Thanksgiving) or <em>Rex Morgan<\/em> (which still has Rex MIA, something about which I am NOT thankful)).<\/p>\n<p>But <em>Mary Worth<\/em>&#8230;ah, Mary&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3457\" title=\"new-mw-23\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw-23.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw-23\" width=\"825\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw-23.jpg 825w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw-23-250x110.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 825px) 100vw, 825px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s &#8220;D,&#8221; for &#8220;dessert&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3460\" title=\"not-mw-233\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/not-mw-233-1024x181.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-233\" width=\"1024\" height=\"181\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/not-mw-233-1024x181.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/not-mw-233-250x44.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/not-mw-233.jpg 1070w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I did consider &#8220;S&#8221; for &#8220;sexy,&#8221; but to whom would <strong><em>that <\/em><\/strong>apply?<\/p>\n<p>Now &#8220;S&#8221; for &#8220;sex fiend,&#8221; I can understand:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3462\" title=\"new-mw9\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw9.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw9\" width=\"600\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw9.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-mw9-250x72.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>GO, CHARLEY, GO!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hadn&#8217;t planned on doing a Thanksgiving mashup (about half of the daily strips did, and this didn&#8217;t include Judge Parker (which, I suppose has enough giant breasts on a regular basis that make every day seem like Thanksgiving) or Rex Morgan (which still has Rex MIA, something about which I am NOT thankful)). 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