{"id":3500,"date":"2009-12-05T13:51:13","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T19:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3500"},"modified":"2009-12-05T13:51:13","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T19:51:13","slug":"noooooooooooooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3500","title":{"rendered":"Noooooooooooooooo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly, for as much as I snark on Rusty and Sassy (and Mark, too), I don&#8217;t want bad things happening to them.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, folks like CC&#8217;s Mardou Fox make suggestions, which I blithely run with&#8211;peril be damned! (Sorry, Rusty&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3502\" title=\"new-mt1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt1.jpg\" alt=\"new-mt1\" width=\"880\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt1.jpg 880w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt1-250x56.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 880px) 100vw, 880px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly, for as much as I snark on Rusty and Sassy (and Mark, too), I don&#8217;t want bad things happening to them. Fortunately, folks like CC&#8217;s Mardou Fox make suggestions, which I blithely run with&#8211;peril be damned! (Sorry, Rusty&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3503,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3500\/revisions\/3503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}