{"id":3504,"date":"2009-12-07T09:55:26","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T15:55:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3504"},"modified":"2009-12-07T11:37:47","modified_gmt":"2009-12-07T17:37:47","slug":"rusty-just-lay-there-like-a-slug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3504","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Rusty just lay there like a slug!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It was his only defense!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I see strange seasonal similarities between the current Mark Trail storyline and a favorite of mine:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3505\" title=\"new-mt2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt2.jpg\" alt=\"new-mt2\" width=\"535\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt2.jpg 535w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt2-250x86.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[Oh, yeah &#8212; &#8220;You&#8217;ll shoot your eye out.&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>Time passes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3513\" title=\"new-mt3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt3.jpg\" alt=\"new-mt3\" width=\"885\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt3.jpg 885w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt3-250x56.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 885px) 100vw, 885px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I guess that Red Ryder Double-Action BB gun is lookin&#8217; purdy darned good right about now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It was his only defense!&#8221; I see strange seasonal similarities between the current Mark Trail storyline and a favorite of mine: [Oh, yeah &#8212; &#8220;You&#8217;ll shoot your eye out.&#8221;] Time passes&#8230; I guess that Red Ryder Double-Action BB gun is lookin&#8217; purdy darned good right about now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3504"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3515,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3504\/revisions\/3515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}