{"id":3536,"date":"2009-12-13T10:54:21","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T16:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3536"},"modified":"2009-12-19T12:25:16","modified_gmt":"2009-12-19T18:25:16","slug":"3536","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3536","title":{"rendered":"Menacing. Pelvis."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have better things to do with my life (no! really!) than to play into Lynne Johnstone&#8217;s ego &#8212; she was a hack in the latter days of FOOB, and how she&#8217;s bamboozled herself into getting newspapers to run her reruns without being dead like her mentor Sparky is astonishing.<\/p>\n<p>However, when she stands imperiously in front of her children, chiding them for looking for Christmas presents, one must take notice.\u00a0 Particularly when The Comics Curmudgeon himself, Josh, refers to her\/it\/whatever as MENACING PELVIS.<\/p>\n<p>Much hilarity ensues, along with haiku, song mashups, whether or not Elly&#8217;s head has been drawn on backwards and speculations as to her personal hygiene.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll go along for the ride, since Dennis has made it so easy:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3537\" title=\"new-dtm\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-dtm.jpg\" alt=\"new-dtm\" width=\"297\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-dtm.jpg 297w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-dtm-187x249.jpg 187w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 297px) 100vw, 297px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And since my buddy AeroSquid&#8217;s &#8220;Garfield Minus Garfield&#8221; mash-up from a few months ago suddenly makes sense (albeit this one is hardly menacing, being all dressed up for the holidays):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3538\" title=\"aerosquid-garfield-pelvis\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/aerosquid-garfield-pelvis.jpg\" alt=\"aerosquid-garfield-pelvis\" width=\"500\" height=\"148\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/aerosquid-garfield-pelvis.jpg 500w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/aerosquid-garfield-pelvis-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have better things to do with my life (no! really!) than to play into Lynne Johnstone&#8217;s ego &#8212; she was a hack in the latter days of FOOB, and how she&#8217;s bamboozled herself into getting newspapers to run her reruns without being dead like her mentor Sparky is astonishing. However, when she stands imperiously [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-fbofw-aka-foob"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3536"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3557,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3536\/revisions\/3557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}